Hi my name is Dirk Halexander Broseph Strider and I have short spiky blond hair (that’s how I got my name) with lighter streaks and darker roots that reaches my mid-head and sharp green eyes like limpid leafs and a lot of people tell me I look like Dirk Strider (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Hal 9000 but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a robot but my skin is elastic and debatably natural. I have tan white ski