There’s this guy at the bus stop with; 

• white guy dreads
• a shirt saying “fuck communism” Above a confederate flag with an assault rifle on it 
• a hoodie with slogans like “peace is a myth” poorly drawn on it
• jorts that look about 5 times his size
• what looks like a full leg star wars first order tattoo
• a pink backpack

god I hate the Edinburgh festival