binah-lance:

“cishet teenaged girl who thinks she’s LGBT Ally Number 1™ but doesn’t realize that the way she treats queer people is actually problematic” starter pack:

  • “it doesn’t bother me that you’re a lesbian as long as you don’t hit on me, lol” 
  • “i wish i had a gay best friend to go shopping and talk about boys with!”
  • has a list of celebrities that she “would go gay for.” halsey, ruby rose, and/or kristen stewart is on it
  • “boys can be so frustrating – sometimes i wish i could just be a lesbian! you guys have it so easy, lol” 
  • reads an excessive amount of m/m smut fics
  • refers to aforementioned smut as “sinning” (but only if it’s gay. straight porn is totally fine apparently)
  • stopped watching the 100 when clexa happened because she wanted clarke to end up with bellamy and “that can never happen now that they made clarke gay!”
  • thinks bughead is cute and gets mad when people point out that in the comics jughead is aromantic asexual or suggest that betty and veronica would be a more interesting couple 
  • probably transphobic tbh
  • (possibly also biphobic and/or aphobic)
  • is a textbook White Feminist™
  • is probably offended by this post but my exhausted bisexual ass isn’t sorry lmao 

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