au where ardata, cirava and polypa get the therapy they deserve
tyzias is the therapist bc it leads to the most Wacky Shenanigans, cue sitcom opening
tyzias: so, why dont we start by talking about our problems
ardata: im put in a “kill or be killed” scenario where im forced to brutally torture other trolls both to feed my lusus and to support the hemospectrum because otherwise id either get culled or given to a higher blood to do whatever they choose
cirava: i got famous doing what i loved and as a result i had an army of rabid haters, some of which were my old friends, who wanted me gone and tried to set drones on me so id get forced into a life of endless suffering as a battery so i had no choice but to gouge out my own eye to get them to leave me alone
polypa: random trolls i didnt know jumped me in my own hive and almost killed me so now to escape being culled for not having a hive i work as a mercenary, so i cant get close to people at the risk of them ratting me out or getting killed on the pure basis that they were involved with me
tyzias:
bronya and elwurd who are only there for couples counselling and aside from their relationship issues are completely well adjusted individuals with no trauma whatsoever:
Diemen, fully prepared to talk about how his unhealthy hyperfixation for hot dogs is caused by the grief of losing his lusus:(|hey guys what did I miss|)
diemen crashing the group therapy session without an appointment just so he can talk abt hotdogs