Conservatives today: They only got him for 8 out of 18 crimes. That’s less than half! What a waste of time! Nothingburger.
Me, an intellectual: Most of the folks at the border have only committed one crime. A misdemeanor at that. Some of them were asylum seekers, so they didn’t even commit ANY crime at all. Much less a bunch of felonies.
Also Conservatives: Lock up those kids in baby jail! Deport the parents! May they never see each other again for their heinous acts!
Me, a mathematician: But 1 crime is less than 8 crimes. Plus, they could still conceivably prosecute him on the other 10 crimes. Plus, he still has an entirely new trial with even more crimes. Why is his multitude of crimes less significant than a single misdemeanor?
Conservative mental gymnasts: Are you doing that Obama Common Core math? Be gone with your nonsense! This was a kind, gentle white man who enjoyed coats made out of exotic leathers. Did you not see how rad that ostrich jacket looked? His fashion enthusiasm just got the best of him. He needs treatment for his expensive goods addiction, not jail. We have ruined this poor old white man’s life on this day!
Ya know, when I wrote this, I was just parroting some of the asinine comments I saw MAGAteers making around the interwebs. I didn’t think the president himself would try to attempt the same illogical argument.
Being convicted of 1 felony is usually a lot.
Being convicted of 8 at the same time is TOO MANY.
Don0303 