fenrirlives:

devastatindave:

dongstomper:

me: huey did you eat the last of that chicken I had in the fridge i was going to eat that for lunch tomorrow

Huey Emmerich:

Huey: No… nooooo! How could you say that about me? ME?! I don’t even eat chicken, I’ve been a vegan for months… years even. I would never eat chicken. It, it, it must have been someone else, like Miller or Ocelot. You believe me, right, Snake?

Huey: It’s YOUR fault I ate the chicken Snake! You’re the one that bought it, paying money for the slaughter of innocent poultry, and stuffing their corpses in your refrigerator like some kind of maniac, you should be THANKING me for eating it! After all, I’m the only sane one around here anyway!