first in line for The Rope

they-call-me-ezharry:

zoentropy:

carnival-phantasm:

cerastes:

kineticpenguin:

butmuhgains:

1. Fascists/Communists, whoever you find first
2. Murderers/rapists, whoever you find first
3. Anyone who has ever used the phrase “kung pow penis”, even ironically
4. Domestic abusers
5. Burglars/batterers, whoever you find first

mai tai phallus

Jiu Jitsu Cock

Krav Maga Schlong

Karate Dick

Wushu one eyed monster