butmuhgains:

kineticpenguin:

the-goddamn-doomguy:

captainsnoop:

big dick energy

Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans.

Okay but at least 1 guy ran in front of him, clearly knowing he was there, to be startled and start cowering

“PRIVATE WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR RIFLE”

“Uh the dude took it, Sergeant”

“Well uh don’t let it happen again”

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