ginger-ale-official:

enecoo:

ozgins-headache:

insomniac-arrest:

I trust big muscled people because I feel like they just want to give me advice on how to live my best life and impart mass amounts of motivation on me

their muscles are filled with compassion 

to all big muscled people, is this true?

Yes!

hohoho! my powerful muscles will never fail you friends!