I went to blow a raspberry on Mallaid Anne’s shoulder and she pulled out a fucking knife. I’ve come closer to death this morning than I have in many years – my whole life flashed before my eyes.
WHAT did I JUST post about tickling me???
sorry y’all I don’t know the make of this knife. It’s just an old hunting knife I keep in my camping box under my bed. It’s pretty sturdy, but it definitely gets dull fast anyway.
i think about this a lot