how to tell the snakes apart

damndehaan:

from me, someone who’s only played one mgs game but knows enough anyway

naked snake aka BB: eyepatch, dumb as shit. that’s basically it

venom snake: damn what a Hottie™….. anyway if the shrapnel in his forehead isnt enough for u, it’s the fact he ALWAYS has a tiny ponytail like?? how Iconic… love my soft boy….

solid snake: literally BB without an eyepatch but Smart. always wears a headband, sometimes it’s his boyfriend’s naruto headband (thats canon and u cant tell me otherwise :/). also literally the Purest boy, never done anything wrong in his life and u can @ me on that!

liquid snake: an emo little bitch who follows his mother in the iconic Tiddies Out™ look. also british for some reason ???? again see the beginning: little bitch

solidus snake: THICC but the literal worst snake and there’s no argument on that. solidus worst snake!