Guys, from now on DC will be changing future prints of Batman: Damned #1 to censor out Batman’s d*ck, but the joke’s on them now because Batman’s d*ck is going to become a collector’s item.
Printed copies of bat-dk are going to be selling for $35,000 a pop on ebay soon, it’s going to be absolute mayhem. Invest in Bat-d*ck if you can and invest in your future. Buy up every issue in your local comic store. Let Batman’s d*ck pay for your children’s college tuition. It’s what Batman would want.
BATAWANG
Can’t believe a bunch of literal adults are throwing such a tantrum over what is little more than the outline of a dick when I’ve had to see the outline of catwoman’s pussy on her leather outfit for years (which btw is literally impossible bc leather doesn’t fuckin work like that) and nobody said a peep. Grow the hell up.
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