I tried to look something up on Youtube but there was only one video on the site: Benedict Cumberbatch ranking film and television spaceships according to how fuckable he found them.
For those asking, I think a Klingon Bird of Prey was number one? The only thing I remember for sure is that Megamaid from Spaceballs – the only actually humanoid ship – was number 10
Insider info from the person who submitted this dream for everyone who was wondering!