https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/don0303/178635929927/tumblr_orvfkfYEQ81rsgp14?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://don0303.tumblr.com/post/178635929927/audio_player_iframe/don0303/tumblr_orvfkfYEQ81rsgp14?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdon0303%2F178635929927%2Ftumblr_orvfkfYEQ81rsgp14

blogthegreatrouge:

giraffodil:

thatcomona:

This is about 400% funnier said out loud.

Also, this is exactly the kind of thing my high school friends and I would memorize for shits and giggles

they got free shavacado!