davenport: so you’re taako and lup…?
taako: yes
davenport: what is your last name?
lup: um, we wrote it on the application?? can you read or like
davenport: i can read it just fine. i just don’t think your last names are actually “from tv” or “you know”, the latter of which is followed by a semicolon and closed parenthesis.
lup: it’s a winky face
davenport: i gathered that, yes.
they compromise and list the twins’ last names as “yuno-fromtivi”
lucretia: that’s a unique surname. where is it from?
taako: e…elf.
(thus ends lucretia’s first attempt at befriending taako)
davenport: hello mr…bl…bleu…?
barry: bluejeans. it;s just,, uh,, just bluejeans,,, i panicked.?
davenport: Does Anyone At This Noble Institution Have A Last Fucking Name
magnus burnsides: hi i’m here for the p
davenport: you’re hired
bold words from Davenport, first name Captain
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