I work at a pet store and my bosses want me to paint dogs on the walls but I dont know how to tell them I can only draw furries

peoplegettingreallymadatfurries:

my-friends-dont-know-im-a-furry:

this is your chance to sneak in with the masses. cover your store in furries. assimilate your clientele.

And THAT, dear friends is furrybait.