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mapsontheweb:

World map of tradition of removing shoes in home. Green: shoes removed; Blue: shoes not removed.

If you don’t remove your shoes in my house I’ll remove them for you with your feet as collateral damage.

I wear shoes all day because our carpets are kinda gross

Ew who wears shoes around the house?

It’s either that or feeling piss-soaked carpet on my bare feet, fuck that.

it’s either that or

feeling piss-soaked carpet on

my bare feet fuck that

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