JK Rowling Announces That Donald Trump is a Slytherin, Topples American Government
Beeitch you wish. 45 isn’t ducking RESOURCEFUL enough to be Slytherin. He’s a squib scum and wouldn’t be allowed twenty miles of Hogwart in the original books.
that idiot is not in my house, hell no. if you ask me he’s a Gryffindor, reckless and kinda stupid (not saying all Gryffindors are stupid tho, but he is).
I’m crying because as soon as something you guys don’t like happens you become stereotypical Slytherins and spout out some Blood Purity ass shit.
“Trumps a Slytherin” “NUH-UH! TRUMPS A GODDAMN MUDBLOOD AND I WILL CURSE HIS BITCHASS INTO OBLIVION!!!”
But yeah he’s a total Gryffindor.
I’m not gonna let you bash my house like that.
IM SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME OLE’ WISE ONE! You’re house is far superior…..to Ravenclaw…….
Nah, don’t worry we cool. Also Ravenclaw rules. 😂 Most of us Gryffindors are dumb as fuck me being one.
Trump 👏 doesn’t 👏 deserve 👏 to 👏 be 👏 in 👏 any 👏 one 👏 of 👏 these 👏 beautiful 👏 fucking 👏 houses! 👏
Don0303 