captainsnoop:

matt groening, peering out from a dark alley: hey buddy. you wanna see some sexy cartoons? i got some epic leela side boob you wouldn’t believe

me: no thanks matt i really dont want that mr matt groening sir 

matt groening: have you seen my new netflix show? its about a princess that loves to fuck and get drunk. rendered in my signature lumpy overbite style. wanna take a look? 

me: mr matt groening sir i love your work sir but please stop being horny sir it doesn’t suit you i dont want to see simpson titties sir 

matt groening: are you sure? i let them put Marge in Playboy

me: you’re a sick man mr. matt groening sir i love your cartoons sir but youve gone too far sir goodbye