knight-of-heart-and-art:

Davepeta: hey rose you know your cat

Rose: Which cat?

Davepeta: the dead one

Rose: Oh, Jaspers. Yes, what about him?

Davepeta: well i know you loved him so like i kinda uhhh necromancied him

Rose: …thank you?

Davepeta: but

Rose: Oh god, there’s a “but.”

Davepeta: haha chill its not that bad

Davepeta: like i just used one of the knitted tentacly dudes you make as the sacrifice because you end up putting enough of your magic into that to power a lil magic like this

Rose: Oh. That’s not too bad, then.

Davepeta: apparently there’s trace amounts of your DNA in them too though

Jasperose: *pokes her head in through the door* Did you tell her yet?

Davepeta: nah im getting to it

Rose: Oh good lord.