Oh, he’s a frozen treat with an all new taste
Cause he came to this planet from outer space
A refugee of an interstellar war
But now he’s at your local grocery store
Cookie Cat
He’s a pet for your tummy
Cookie Cat
He’s super duper yummy
Cookie Cat
He left his family behind
Cookie Caaat!
Well, we made it less than 24 full hours before exclusionists tried to pin the epic fucking failure of @staff onto aces and inclusionists.
Because everything in the free world that goes wrong is somehow all of our faults, amirite?
some hot takes from the resident scat fetishist and some rando
But inclusionists are the ones who make everything about the ace discourse, right? /s
Exclusionists In The Notes: “Oh my GOD, can’t you guys tell when something is a JOKE.”
So, it would be totally okay and acceptable if people were making joke posts about this being the fault of another non-straight orientation complete with stereotypes about them, right? It’d be okay because no one was seriously blaming them, it was just a joke, right?
The fact that it’s in jest doesn’t make it any less shitty. I don’t even know how to explain to you that making negative jokes about a whole ass non-straight (because as much as you want it to be, het and ace aren’t fucking synonymous) orientation isn’t fucking okay.
literally everyone on this blue hell: i will do everything in my power to fuck up tumblr exec’s day for as long as im here
exclusionists: ok but how can we make this about how much we hate aces
Don0303 