>tumblr’s usership declines as bloggers flock to pillowfort. tumblr is bought from Verizon from an “Private party” for a fraction of what Yahoo! initially paid for it
>pillowfort announces early 2019 the beta is over and membership will be free
>servers go down for a few hours to prepare for the new influx
>new and old users cheer as it goes online once more
>they finally log in
>black screen
>drums play
>”HIYA!”
>”Hey! You! You’re finally awake! You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us! And that thief over there!”
>goes as normal until character creation, during which Todd thanks everyone for supporting the kickstarter or donating to paypal to fund The Elder Scrolls VI: Skyrim 2
>everyone goes back to tumblr in a panic
>Bethesda Game Studio logo where the tumblr “t” used to be
This website was literally so fucking stupid. You used to be able to just fucking edit somebody’s post. Like just change it entirely. Nothing was stopping you. What the fuck. Imagine logging into your youtub account and some bozo changed your funny comment to say you love being a dummy. That’s what used to happen here. Every single day.
Don0303 