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memeufacturing:

birthday
january: nut
february: dong
march: giraffe
april: gogu
may: anime
june: jokes
july: aaaaaaaaa
august: police
september: shit
october: kinkshame
november: kawaii
december: fuck

first letter of first name
a-c: smoker
d-f: fucker
g-i: succ
j-m: puncher
n-q: shamer
r-u: phobe
v: ender
wxyz: eater

day of birthday
1-10: 69
11-20: 420
21-28: 666
29-31: 184847388467374

vajussy:

aureliaborealis:

chakrabot:

sincerelymady:

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman


https://don0303.tumblr.com/post/180734355797/audio_player_iframe/don0303/tumblr_ocaf88HEgF1qj339g?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdon0303%2F180734355797%2Ftumblr_ocaf88HEgF1qj339g

sushinfood:

despazito:

konkeydongcountry:

i tried my hand at recreating the iconic theme song (original post)

bringing back my favourite audio post in honour of stephen hillenburg

@heroboof