waywardwarlocks:

tips for walking in an abandoned graveyard

• if it’s dark, don’t shine your flashlight into the trees.
• if a child approaches and asks you a question, don’t tell the truth.
• you may find some harrowing artifacts (i found a ribbon on a tree and some bible pages) pick these up and keep them. they belong to you.
• if you walk down a long, straight pathway, you will feel someone behind you. don’t look
• you may see people in your peripheral vision; these are the spirits. they won’t hurt you.
• if you wish to communicate with the spirits, do not do it alone. cast a protection circle. only ask polite questions.
• you will feel bursts of dread and terror. ignore them.
• don’t read too much into what the graves say. some things are best left unsolved.
• research the history of the graveyard beforehand. you need to know what you might encounter.
• some beings may not want you to leave. should you come into contact with one of these beings, leave immediately.
• don’t read the hidden graves.
• if you find a headless angel statue, don’t look for her head.
• if you find a tipped over angel statue, leave her be. she’s only resting.
• don’t listen to music. this will distract you from them.
• don’t look in the bushes. you will find something that you weren’t supposed to.

dario58030:

princecarlton:

tittypetes:

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dave-pen:

yoinksquid:

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teethkid67:

It’s two in the morning

honeyespo:

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[terfs dont interact, also: dehyrdate]