whynotfabulous:

meradorm:

I like the idea that Lucretia started a family, she just chose not to tell the THB or introduce them to each other because it was hard for her to get close to people who don’t remember her

After they get their memories back it’s no longer an issue but Lucretia just fucking forgot

And so she assumes they all met at some point and the gang just thinks Lucretia prefers being a bachelorette so they don’t say anything, and Lucretia’s still a little reclusive so this goes on longer than you’d reasonably expect it to

But one day they’re all at dinner together and she says “I won’t be coming next Thursday, my wife will be furious if I miss one of our daughters’ recitals”

Pandemonium. Pandemonium at that table.

Magnus: “Your WHAT???”

Lucretia: “Oh, pardon me” *clears throat*

Lucretia in a Borat impression: “MY WIFE”

Magnus: “Very impressive, but WHAT????”

whynotfabulous:

meradorm:

I like the idea that Lucretia started a family, she just chose not to tell the THB or introduce them to each other because it was hard for her to get close to people who don’t remember her

After they get their memories back it’s no longer an issue but Lucretia just fucking forgot

And so she assumes they all met at some point and the gang just thinks Lucretia prefers being a bachelorette so they don’t say anything, and Lucretia’s still a little reclusive so this goes on longer than you’d reasonably expect it to

But one day they’re all at dinner together and she says “I won’t be coming next Thursday, my wife will be furious if I miss one of our daughters’ recitals”

Pandemonium. Pandemonium at that table.

Magnus: “Your WHAT???”

Lucretia: “Oh, pardon me” *clears throat*

Lucretia in a Borat impression: “MY WIFE”

Magnus: “Very impressive, but WHAT????”

lokirulz:

betterbemeta:

bogleech:

I see some HEATED debates over the risks of “toying” with ouija boards in Halloween/horror groups I follow and I just want to say a ouija board is literally a toy for kids and if polterghosties existed I’d still seriously doubt that a piece of wood invented by Milton Bradley is a real magical conduit to their dimension

hasbro owns the trademarks and copyrights associated with the ouijia board so all you’re likely to contact is twilight sparkle or megatron

teamgalactica:

sasgalula:

teamgalactica:

teamgalactica:

a stray cat showed up in my garden earlier and i named him todd howard as a joke but now i have to live with this because my stepfather just said “todd howard didnt eat the cat food i left out for him”

this is him

op are there any updates on todd?

yes ! todd lives with us now and hes incredibly friendly and affectionate, here he is taking a nap on my bed

he also has a tendency to steal food, he slapped a slice of bread out of my hands and ran away to eat it recently