down-with-capitalism:

tamascotchi:

pissvortex:

peteseeger:

Love when the fash talk openly about how thoroughly they got owned

“Surrounded by a violent mob of #antifa goons and had cream pies thrown at my face in a humiliating fashion. The masked assailants then hopped into an impossibly small clown car and fled the scene. Will be filing a police report shortly.”

assailants have attacked with an incredibly ludicrous ‘silly’ weapon. ludicrous weapon string took no less than several painstaking seconds to remove. where the fuck is the police everyones laughing at m

Just stepped on a big “x” over which #antifa goons were dangling a grand piano. I narrowly avoided it but then stepped on a rake so that the handle came up and hit me in the face. I fail to see what’s so “funny” about this.

krispdreemurr:

deltarune: so, hey, we’re going to open the game up with deleting your self-insert customizable character and telling you you can’t choose who to be, and then end the game with a walkaround where it’s repeatedly hammered in that kris is their own person with likes/dislikes/history/etc that you get no say in before they violently remove your influence from their life to assert themselves

some people for some reason: so, like, their gender is up to the player, right

oddbagel:

chaos-has-arrived:

bighuge:

ihaveprobsdealwithit:

bighuge:

oddbagel:

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their pepsis into their buckets of popcorn and eat the resulting mush, known as “pissy shitties” here in the good ol US of A

What the fuck is “pissy shitties”?

pissy shitties is when you mix pepsi and popcorn to create a rich and smooth treat, excellent for enjoying a movie with friends

Woah woah woah… slow down there. Canadian joining the party. American’s clap at the end of movie trailers? Like every trailer? Or do you mean just the movie? And is “pissy shitties” an actual thing? How does it not leak onto your pants? Oh and sorr-eh for interrupting!

Here in the USA, most theaters sell buckets meant specifically for pissy shitties, called piss buckets, which are usually around like $30 – $40. Some Americans like the feeling of leaky buckets on their jeans and consider it a part of the theater experience like post-credit brawls and sticky floors. I agree with the latter tbh.