snakegay:

snakegay:

i watched playthroughs of undertale back in the day but actually playing it now im just…hit really hard by how fucking bizarre it is that the fandom characterized sans as some sex god like…. hes just goofy and depressed

the disconnect between erotic and stoic fanon sans, and the canon sans who stacks dozens of hotdogs on your head.. incredible

slimetony:

anxiousasriel:

Friendly reminder that, with the holiday season right around the corner, a lot of furry porn is going to depict characters with candy canes shoved up their ass! This is not actually a good idea! Please take care of yourself this holiday season and DON’T actually stick candy canes in any orifice but your mouth uwu

@staff why the fuck was this recommended to me

mobius-ofc:

simulcast-in-spanglish:

mobius-ofc:

thivus:

how come my balance is worse on one side of my body

This happens when my dick goes down one pant leg or another

Yeah that whole miligram must really throw you off when its not centered.

thunderhumper:

thunderhumper:

a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music 

gudyote:

cryptidartist:

giraaffee:

kingwildex:

giraaffee:

kingwildex:

I’m at 5 what about you?

24

Thats like a whole 3rd of the list 😩😩

Maybe the whole third of the list shouldn’t be nasty af shdhhdhd

21

2

39 mostly bc alergies