Let’s play Schoolkids and Darkners!

One of the things I seriously love about Deltarune (and Undertale) is that even the littlest NPCs are just such a delight to draw

doreenchartreuse:

something wholesome i had to draw

gender-identity-witch:

socialistexan:

@realphilosophytube , “The Philosophy of Antifa”

“If you’re a political enemy of fascism though, either they lose or you die”

Important

compoyo:

gaspack:

compoyo:

I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑

Are you walking?

Oh shit

cathugging:

dietmountainmadewka:

“4th wall breaking” games like undertale and ddlc that mess with the game’s files and window don’t go far enough, I want games that border on malware

if you get the wrong ending it sends your nudes to your boss

My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

iguanamouth:

minmoh:

iguanamouth:

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked – if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with – its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center – a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

its fine

its fine

twinkadjacentbutch:

i have great personal news:

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squin-art:

Everyone’s caught in the struggle

lostraptor67:

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