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madamebomb:

yaboybigbadguzma:

thyrell:

dankmemeuniversity:

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly??

Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around.

You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

SLAP THAT RICE

frodoes:

blairwitchh:

this was the best joke of the whole show tbh

That’s in the middle of the Civil War

shownusaegyo:

yourbrothershotfriend:

probablymetarpgideas:

Bard/druid multiclass

LMFAOOO SOUND ON

@griffinmcelroyspisskink

https://don0303.tumblr.com/post/179855124412/audio_player_iframe/don0303/tumblr_phsou2S3bA1sjnq4e?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdon0303%2F179855124412%2Ftumblr_phsou2S3bA1sjnq4e

deishido:

paper-mario-wiki:

Why is this so Fucking good????? asfssfdadbgdhjda

flabbergasties:

No matter what happens:

Key West elected Teri Johnston, Florida’s first openly lesbian mayor

New York elected Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the youngest woman ever elected to Congress

Colorado elected Jared Polis, the first openly gay governor in the US

Minnesota elected Ilhan Omar, the first Muslim woman (alongside Rashida Tlaib) and the first Somali-American woman elected to Congress

Massachusetts elected Ayanna Pressley, the first black woman elected to Congress in Massachusetts

Kansas elected Sharice Davids, an openly gay ex-MMA fighter and one of the first Native American women (alongside Deb Haaland) elected to Congress

Michigan elected Rashida Tlaib, the first Palestinian-American (and first Muslim woman, alongside Ilhan Omar) elected to Congress

Kentucky elected Nima Kulkarni, the first Indian-American elected to Kentucky House of Representatives

New Mexico elected Deb Haaland, one of the first Native American women (alongside Sharice Davids) elected to Congress

New Hampshire elected Chris Pappas, the first openly gay member of Congress from New Hampshire

Florida elected Anna Eskamani, the first Iranian-American state lawmaker in Florida

And for the first time ever, over 100 women have been elected to the House of Representatives.

Representation matters. Diversity matters. This is progress.

(As of 11/6/18 – 11:23 CT)

rinamay:

misc deltarune stuff.

these last few days felt so surreal.

miss-scales:

SNAKE TIME

945l:

945l:

yansuggestions:

Darling, can’t you see? I’m keeping you here for your own good. There are monsters outside who want to hurt you and take advantage of you! But if you stay here, I can protect you! I can love you!

me when my cat wants to go outside