related concept: sollux sending karkat the bee movie script at every opportunity possible not because he actually thinks it’s a funny prank, but because karkat never fails to get pissed off about it in a spectacularly entertaining way and only grows more incoherently angry each time sollux does it
sollux: ugh i feel like shit, time two give myself a present *double clicks “fuck KK up” executable on his desktop that automatically downloads 800 copies of the bee movie script to karkat’s hard drive*
[1 minute later]
sollux: *checks his computer*
trollian: 50 unread messages from carcinoGeneticist
yknow how john mulaney has that one bit where he talks abt how god made him completely gay and then forgot to flip the Final Switch to actually make him gay?
i think that’s what happened to winona ryder.
like…….. Yall…………..
Poor souls
God straightwashed them
they were too powerful, they had to be nerfed somehow
breaking news: harry potter has quit his job as an auror!
stating that ‘i have no idea why i thought that was a good idea, holy shit’, potter has since relocated to diagon alley and reopened florean fortescue’s ice cream parlour. in a comment, potter said ‘yeah. yeah, this seems more like it’ and added ‘i mean, he gave me ice cream that one time. loved that guy.’
All Pottermore stories and other HP related extra-canon are hereby replaced with this text post
Don0303 