tilthat:

TIL the final words of writer Roald Dahl, were almost: “You know, I’m not frightened. It’s just that I will miss you all so much” to his family. After appearing to fall unconscious the nurse then injected him with morphine to ease his passing, he uttered his actual last words: “Ow, fuck!”

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slimy:

mjalti:

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

lovingmyselfishard:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

Different Stories Resonate with Different People

I will always reblog this.

typinquirk:

the signs as monster factory quotes 🙂

aries: what’s the deal with me being extinct?

taurus: oh uh uh oh! uh! uh oh! oops! oh no! uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! oh no! oops! oops a daisy!

gemini: right now i’m “kissing the frog.” that’s what i call hacking the matrix

cancer: fuck, fuck, aw shit i quoted seinfeld

leo: how underrepresented are furries in fighting games?

virgo: you’ve got infinite babies… you’ve got an axe that can kill god… the dopest dress… a fucking great look

libra: she is both the metric by which the world will be judged, and the judge, and the executioner

vriska: strength 10, luck 10, and the other two points we can just throw right away

sagittarius: please move i’m so wet. i’m so sweaty and wet

capriclown: here is where you do your dark deeds in your flesh church

aquarius: i think weapons are really just accessories

pisces: this is some lovecraft shit in an infinite ocean

Giveaway

filibusterfrog:

i feel like doing a giveaway!

3 people who reblog this post will receive a ref sheet of any character of their choosing

Rules:

Giveaway ends on the 1st of November

You must be following me

Reblogs only

Multiple reblogs are counted as separate entries

Winners will be contacted over tumblr IM or an ask but I’ll have to redraw a name if I don’t get a response within 48 hours

Will draw:

OCs

Characters from any fandom

Anthro

Light Mech

This is to get new followers as well as reward my current ones, good luck guys!!