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there’s always that jerk named kevin that shows up in cartoons

it’s a bitch name

anyone remember the kevin story

What is the Kevin story?

someone once made a legendary post on reddit, asking who is the dumbest person youve ever met. Kevin wasn’t special needs or anything, but he sure was one interesting character. the gist of it can be found in these bullet points:

“
It was by some incredible fluke that his family hadn’t been wiped off
the face of the Earth years ago. Odds are his entire heritage was based
on blind luck and some type of sick divine intervention that saves his
family every time a threat presents itself. Kevin was the genetic
pinnacle of this null achievement….So here’s a list of events that made it abundantly clear that god exists and he’s laughing uncontrollably:”

  • Kevin
    ate an entire 24 pack of crayons, puked, and then did it again the next
    day. This is 9th grade. I have no idea where he got crayons.
  • Kevin’s
    dad wrote tuition checks and mailed them to me…his English teacher.
    This was a public school. When I gave it back to Kevin, voided, to give
    to his dad with a brief note explaining that this is a public school,
    Kevin got in trouble for trying to spend it at 711 after school.
  • Kevin was removed from the culinary arts program after leaving a cutting board on the gas stove and starting a fire….twice
  • Kevin threw his lunch at the School Resource Officer and tried to run away. He ran into a door and insisted it wasn’t him.
  • Kevin
    stole my phone during class. I called it. It rang. He denied that it
    was ringing. (Not that it wasn’t his, not that he did it…..no, he
    denied that the phone was actually ringing). He tried it three times
    before the end of the year.
  • Kevin
    called the basketball coach a “Motherfucking Bitch” during gym.
    Basketball tryouts were that afternoon. Kevin tried out. It didn’t go
    well.
  • Kevin’s
    mom could never remember which school he went to. She missed several
    meetings because she drove to other schools (none of which he ever went
    to)
  • Kevin tazed himself in the neck before a football game
  • Kevin
    kept a bottle of orange koolaide in his backpack for about 4 months. He
    thought it would turn into alcohol. He drank it during homeroom and
    threw up.
  • Kevin said the N-word a lot. Kevin was white. The highschool was 84% black. Kevin got beat up a lot.
  • Kevin stole another student’s Iphone….and tried to sell it back to them.
  • Kevin
    didn’t understand that his grade was dependent on tests, quizzes,
    homework, classwork, and participation. Kevin finished his first
    semester with a 3% average. He tried to bribe me with $11.
  • Kevin spit on a girl and said “You should get out of those wet clothes”. The girl was the Spanish Student Teacher.
  • Kevin tried to download porn onto a computer in the library…..at the circulation desk….while he was logged on.
  • Kevin
    asked a girl to prom (he was in 9th grade and freshmen don’t go to
    prom) by asking for her phone number and then texting her his address
  • Kevin got gum in his hair, constantly.
  • Kevin
    regularly tried to cheat on assignments by knocking the pile over,
    grabbing one before I had picked them all up, and then writing it name
    on it wherever there was room.
  • Kevin
    had several allergies, but neither his parents nor he could remember
    what they were. They were very concerned that “the holiday party” would have peanuts. When they finally
    got a doctor’s note….he was allergic to amoxicillin
  • Kevin
    and his parents took a trip to Nassau and forgot all their luggage at home. I didn’t believe
    him when he told me until I talked to him mom, who told me 1st thing
    when I saw her at the bi-weekly meeting.
  • Kevin’s grandfather apparently died in a chainsaw accident. I can only assume God was looking the other way that day.

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They’re pouring latex on him to make a false chest. So that they can place the arc reactor prop in him and make it legitimately look like it’s embedded in is flesh and with tears and scar tissue. The latex is colored so they can see where they are applying and how thick the layers are. It will then be airbrushed to his skintone and details like nipples scar tissue discoloration will be added.

Here’s that picture

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Then the reactor prop is added to the dimple. Basically the latex becomes fake skin and they tear part of the center open to embed it.

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Now you can see how realistic it looks. 

I cannot express enough how much I love little behind the scenes things like this.