smalllady:

High Dragons are seldom seen. They spend most of their time sleeping and mating, living off prey their drakes bring back. But once every hundred years or so, the High Dragon prepares for clutching by emerging from her lair and taking wing. She will fly far and wide, eating hundreds of animals–most often livestock–over the course of a few weeks, leaving smoldering devastation in her wake. She then returns to her lair to lay her eggs and will not again appear in the skies for another century.


https://don0303.tumblr.com/post/179421922762/audio_player_iframe/don0303/tumblr_olly9sZmqq1sywca8?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdon0303%2F179421922762%2Ftumblr_olly9sZmqq1sywca8

casual-swearing:

hollyfhtagn:

hollyfhtagn:

rudeham:

the amount of brotherly contempt in “the same blastoise” is very relatable 

PLEASE listen to this

I have never understood the phrase “dripping with malice” until I heard griffin say “the same blastoise”

I know I’ve reblogged this before but if you haven’t heard it, *please* listen to it. This is one of my favorite MBMBAM clips and I reference it on the regular