Spell: Kitty Vision: the target of the spell is cursed for d4 hours to see the world as pastel, rounded, and adorable, as if they are living in the world of Sanrio characters.
Jokes aside I actually fucking love this, this is the sort of way Americans should be acting, not rioting and attacking each-other over political affiliations.
no joke, fuck bush, he started a war for no reason that resulted in 500,000 civilian deaths. In addition to what what will soon be the longest ongoing war in American history. Obviously she has no problem with that murderer, considering she’s married to one herself.
Futuristic humanity resides underground, with no one having been to the surface in thousands of years. Recently, large tremors have been detected that originate near the surface. A team is sent up to investigate.