deadgirlwalking:

studio killers backstory: this is cherry she likes fashion and her gf 🙂 sometimes she gets sad but she looks at cat pictures and feels better

gorillaz backstory: demon possession! car accidents! domestic abuse! kidnapping! oh yeah babey! born to die world is a fuck!

mystery skulls backstory: dude what if shaggy just fucking killed fred

militaryphobes:

themulletwhispererer:

Jokes aside I actually fucking love this, this is the sort of way Americans should be acting, not rioting and attacking each-other over political affiliations.

no joke, fuck bush, he started a war for no reason that resulted in 500,000 civilian deaths. In addition to what what will soon be the longest ongoing war in American history. Obviously she has no problem with that murderer, considering she’s married to one herself.

death to america

gudyote:

haiku-robot:

angel-of-double-death:

david-tennis:

angel-of-double-death:

marrow-bone:

mapsontheweb:

World map of tradition of removing shoes in home. Green: shoes removed; Blue: shoes not removed.

If you don’t remove your shoes in my house I’ll remove them for you with your feet as collateral damage.

I wear shoes all day because our carpets are kinda gross

Ew who wears shoes around the house?

It’s either that or feeling piss-soaked carpet on my bare feet, fuck that.

it’s either that or

feeling piss-soaked carpet on

my bare feet fuck that


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