thebootydiaries:

Literally any girl: h-

Guy typing vigorously: you probably get so many DMs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 how many guys dm you 😂😂 hey what’s up 🙊 hi 😂 reply to me 🙈😳😂 whatever that was my friend u ugly anyway. You could never get with someone like me it was a dare lol 😂

sunbutch:

someone just said to my face “not everything has to be about lesbian biceps all the time.” the fucking AUDACITY

guillotine-operator:

beforesunset2004:

I always get so fucking mad when I remember that it’s actually a 16-year-old Algerian girl who influenced BOTH Picasso and Matisse. and. No one gives a rat’s ass about her work which was very focused on women and nature. History -or people dare I say- didn’t bother to remember her name because she was a young Algerian woman and no one cares about Maghrebi/Arab women. unlike P*casso & M*tisse who both became legends, almost gods both during their lives and after their deaths, no one knows her.

Her name was Baya Mahieddine.

deanky:

theladyelizabeth:

tequilamockingbirdtx:

Elizabeth I of England: illegitimate, false queen and usurper. Mary Stuart was the rightful queen of England and Scotland.

damn y’all got wifi in 1587?

This is already funny but also the person replying is a Queen Elizabeth I fan blog

glitter6ug:

thecalerianking:

thecalerianking:

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time