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thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck
that’s where you’re wrong
you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents
thomas the spank engine
i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate
upvoted, kinned, and vored! you sir win the internetz today.
cursed humanstuck au where kuprum has a he/nti blog he uses to argue with political blogs.
he constantly tries to start fights with tyzias’s political blog (who has him blocked) till one day tyzias is like “wait a sec i know this fucker irl”
dicklord69:
>lol swj cuck fight me irl
lesbianlawshark:
hey kuprum is this you?
[selfie of tyzias standing behind kuprum, who is sitting at a computer, screen is visible and his tumblr is visible]
dicklord69:
>wtf
All mothers I’ve ever known were effectively single mothers, even when they had a husband.
a LOT of women agree with this but men like….. universally object its hilarious
do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.








