I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband.
“Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.”
If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them.
IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM
Oh wow I forgot about this. I need to tell Ron he’s Tumblr famous now.
Ron says to tell all the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers that he and his husband Ryl are now your Angry Gay Dads.
There are a lot of times I feel like just…flipping the vegan script.
It’s not ‘polyester’ it’s plastic
It’s not ‘vegan leather’ it’s plastic
Its not ‘faux fur’ it’s plastic
Plastic is a pollutant and causes far more damage to the environment both now and in the future than leather or wool.
Please stop telling me that the Plastic Lyfe is the only life, it is not. My leather shoes will last a decade where pleather is lucky to last 12 months. Leather (and wool) decompose and are renewable. Plastic is neither of those.
THANK YOUUUUUUU~
A single wash cycle of plastic-based fiber (polyester, poly fleece, faux fur) may release 700,000 pieces of microplastic into our waters. Nasty stuff.
aw dangit
Wool is the most environmentally friendly fabric despite being an animal product.
Using wool isnt even harming sheep
And plastic is made from oil – so not just the plastic itself is a pollutant, but the need for it contributes to things like the tar sands, pipelines, etc.
And global warming. Fossil fuels are the big bads in that one, not meat.
and global warming
fossil fuels are the big bads
in that one not meat
^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow
jesus is called a lord but anyone with even a passing knowledge of classpect theory will peg him as a muse of life straight away
Hey? I love you? But I’m going to break into your house and demand that you never make a post like this again
moses was a rogue of breath
This is your final warning.
eve was a thief of doom and there’s nothing you can do about it
satan is the lord of doom which is the opposite master class of muse of life dont EVEN play
nah. satan is passive too. he tempts, but never acts. bard of doom
Okay, but is Eve really the thief of doom? I mean, she herself wasn’t very active at all. The only thing she ever stole she did while under the influence of what was probably the world’s first Vriska.
Vriska was constantly under the influence of others, but her decisions were still her own. And it’s more about what Eve’s story meant to the rest of humanity that defines her classpect. That said, I think I might stop responding to further comments on this post, because actual literal Satan being called “the world’s first Vriska” very nearly killed me on impact.
Don0303 