simplyghosting:

simplyghosting:

Me, 2008: *refuses to wear any fandom merch* *hides to watch cartoons* *doesn’t talk about anything related to animated shows* Y-yeah, I’m cool.

Me, 2018: So here’s my psychological analysis on Sasuke Uchiha that I’m doing for my college midterm.

I want y’all to know I got 100% on this paper so live your dreams and punch cringe culture in it’s smarmy face.

eatthattoast:

If animals don’t exist in the pokemon world, wouldn’t pokemon just be animals? Are there insects smaller than bug type pokemon? Are they bugs or wouldn’t they just be pokemon???

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

theropodtheroblogs:

scotchjolras:

The bees and wasps now recognise me as the person who gives them water. Which sounds cool but it means everytime I go outside they harass me until I fill up the waterer. On the bright side, I no longer have to fear wasps as they just buzz around me non-threateningly now.

You are their water deity now

“THE WATER BRINGER HAS ARRIVED”

“ALL HAIL!

ALL HAIL!”

yellowdraws:

Revisiting Cecil and Razo, a couple of fun dudes!

thetimesinbetween:

celticpyro:

paradisemantis:

keyhollow:

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows

googleygareth:

Incredible. Game is almost 20 years old and we’re still finding secrets. Love this game.

Goyim please reblog

flootzavut:

spockoandjimjim:

Your dismissal of antisemitism because “Jews are white” first and foremost
1) erases Sephardim, Mizrahim and Ashkenazim of color.
But also
2) shows your inability to consider complex narratives in an ethnoreligion older than the concept of race
And finally
3) really just shows your internalized antisemitism

👏🏼

Also, people in the comments complaining that it calls non-Jews goyim… that’s… just a word for non-Jews? All it means is “people who are not Jews.” That is really not complicated. Just… stop.

catchymemes:

What vets do behind closed doors

karenhealey:

kastiakbc:

princehal9000:

winstons-and-enochs:

the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.

but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party?

“I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”

i am loving hipster shakespeare
A++

This explains so much. Hipster Shakespeare drank too many experimental microbrews one night:

“Will, we need this bit done, buddy. We’ve got rehearsal in ten minutes.”

“Shit, I dunno. Uh. Exit.”

“Just… “Exit”?“

“Exit, pursued by a bear.”

“Will, come on.”

“I think I left my LUNGS in that bucket, Robbie, okay? Exit, pursued by a bear. It’s surrealism. Man versus wild. Whatever. Get me a Gatorade and a shit ton of Advil, and maybe I can work out what I’m going to do with the statue.”

maritzac:

Sam and Max – Health Cops

by Steve Purcell