marysberries:

Paul: If they follow the recipe, they’ll be perfect

Baker, reading from the recipe: Step 1. Make it. It doesn’t tell me how.

gudyote:

don0303:

gudyote:

So How did y’all spend your Friday Morning?

Using discord dark theme like a well adjusted member of society.

Light makes me stronger, like an internet Superman except I’m lazier.

You’re no superman, you’re fucking mr negative

liesmyth:

beyoncepatronus:

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

thank you op this means a lot

hurloaned:

here is the thing: homestuck is still like good 

paras0xdreamer:

brainbowunicorn:

I did my laundry today and as I wanted to get my tide pods i saw that one of them burst and everything was slippery. So I did the first thing my hobbit brain thought of: cleaning the rest with water

The only thing is that tide pods, of course, disintegrate when they come in contact with water so I ended up wasting five tide pods because apparently I’m a dumb piece of shit

tamagotchi:

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