Item: Corndog of Ugly Truths. Appears to be a normal corndog, but if anyone attempts to eat it, an unearthly voice will whisper unpleasant factoids about how the world works until its attacker puts it down and leaves it alone.
If Lucky Luciano ever dies, his loved ones will absolutely put him in The Pose™ for his funeral. They know that if they don’t, people will dig their grave just to do it to em
that’s horrifying to think someone would desecrate a grave for a joke.
“if lucky luciano ever dies”
already too late
We are not talking about the mob boss, his previous and weaker incarnation