The new Tumblr trend that replaced “this is so sad Alexa play Despacito” was just “this is so ass” and eventually it got picked up by Instagram meme accounts and soon enough it was common to say “this is so ass” irl at the tiniest inconvenience.
its impossible to draw a fox fursona as anything other than a twink.
you could trace over the burliest, buffest figure you can find but it wouldnt matter. you fill it with that distinct #f7be42 orange and the frame begins to slim.
you give it that tail with the white at the end and suddenly the toned muscular ass becomes a bubble butt.
by the end of it the silhouette has gone from sitting on a bench lifting weights to kneeling down with its legs spread and its hands tied behind its back. theres just no way to stop it. its a law of nature.
there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale
beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life
like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”
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