imagine being a, what, fourteen to seventeen year old vriska cosplayer at comic con and this old lady in a wattpad t-shirt asks to have her picture taken with you and it is award winning novelist margaret atwood
listen, there have been over 200 episodes of the x-files, a handful of which were actual parody episodes… but nothing will ever compare to the unintentional comedy of this fucking scene right here
No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.