“imagine, if you will, a situation wherein i wrote the bulk of this song at 4 am and then woke up only to discover the monstrosity i had created in my fleeting hubris”
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i wrote this to have a really 90s sitcom vibe. you know, one of those melodies that don’t really make any sense. you ever notice how vocal songs only have like 3 or 4 notes in the melody. anyway i also had to write lyrics. have you you ever tried to write a sitcom theme that incorporates harspichord? yikes. i love it when theme songs to sitcoms just outline the premise of the show so… i guess i don’t have a great excuse i was just extremely drunk. its literally the chords to the theme song to “Family Matters” you know the show with Steve Urkel who is played by jaleel white who also voiced sonic the hedgehog.
anyway the lyrics that i definitely wrote at 6 this morning are:
its the 90s and this is a show about a female troll
she might have kids or maybe a dog the premise isnt clear
i like it when songs just tell you (what the shows about)
she practices the law she wears a pink coat and probly does some other shit too
this is the theme to “Family Matters” which I guess came out in the 80s
I had to just check it up again to make sure if I knew what it was and
I’m actually crying this is amazing like…
November 23rd I’m marking it down already!
I’m kiiinda hoping to draw some wolfish stuff and maybe doing a werewolf look™! (Then again I’m gonna be going as a werewolf this halloween anyway) But like!!!!
Never have I seen a more wonderful holiday and I’m in love with it!!!! “Spirit of the Wolf brings and hides small gifts around the house for all, and anyone who’s been kind to dogs get better gifts than anyone else.” LIKE
YES.
ROAST MEAT ONLY
YES.
WOLF WHO CELEBRATES PEOPLE WHO ARE KIND TO OUR BESTIES
FUCK. YES.
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS INTO MY LIFE OMFG. I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO SCHOOL AND I JUST CHECKED, IT’S GONNA BE A FULL MOON ON THAT DAY TOO THIS HOLIDAY IS BLESSED MY DUDE.
Don0303 