im the adoptive father of like 14 different kids because im the only out and proud trans dude at my school and all the lgbt underclassmen subconsciously flock to me
me in the hallways at school: [hugs a freshmen trans girl, high fives a young butch lesbian, platonically kisses a bi dude on the forehead]
my straight friends: wow nate u have so many friends! how long have you know them all?
me: first of all these are my children and i love them and second i met two of them this morning and one last week
rb if you think the one on the left is just as beautiful as the one on theno sorry i cant do this what the fuck did studio bones do to my boy mirio bethesdaglitch
me: jk rowling said something kinda weird again heres a post joking about it
at least two dozen adults that list their occupation on facebook as ‘hogwarts student’: i hope you are ready for eight paragraphs of me defending a woman richer than god against a toothless attack shell never read. i hope you are ready to get called a muggle over and over again little man.
hmmmm dont call me out for being a broke struggling bitch but i dont have like any funds for food n stuff bc everything i have is for my rent and my next paycheck is October 4th so if anyone could spare anything either cash app me @ $tuesdemfulmore or paypal methnxxx!!⚘🧡☀️
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