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nehbulah:

clatterbane:

sandersstudies:

anxious-baby-nightmare:

If boy didn’t leave with a pastry I swear to G

GUYS HE GOT HIS COOKIE, EVERYTHING IS OKAY

(Story)

I’M INTERRUPTING YOUR FEED WITH A V IMPORTANT UPDATE

officialunitedstates:

unicornsneedlovetoo:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what language do they speak at the center of the earth

core-ean

THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE

core-ean

arcade-gannon:

almightyload:

neproxrezi:

neproxrezi:

its freezing and the heater is broken so im gonna run the most challenging-to-render thing i own (minecraft) and make my pc so hot itll warm the room up

ok we good

So this is what hubris looks like in physical form…

faun-songs:

powerfrog:

house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home

A D V A N C E D G R O U N D I N G

setheverman:

songllama:

setheverman:

american things that are surely fictional:

donald trump

blue raspberry

wearing shoes indoors

texas?????

Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.

your brother

pocketss:

Happy Halloween!!
Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

pumpkinsforsale:

forbiddenseason:

gaylibertariansc:

the-real-jeb-bush:

gaylibertariansc:

mcclonalds:

mcclonalds:

tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

God damn. For that one word?

What’s the big deal about that word? It sounds like a made up one

It is. From different shows. I’m assuming doctor who and Sherlock. The “super” part I’m not sure about

Times are changing.

wereralph:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

lads, am i a furry if i think klarg from the adventure zone comic is super cute

in my defense:

Welcome home buddy

ayrenn:

saundering:

ayrenn:

how do you think incels feel when they come to this website and see women wanting to fuck junkrat and pennywise but not them?

I read this in a very accusatory tone

honestly this is my favourite addition to this post bc if you read it as being accusatory it becomes hilarious

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

*forgets what i was thinking about*

*scrolls 4 posts up on my social media*

“OH! RIGHT!”

*proceeds to complete task*