Imagine living in feudal japan and getting assassinated with a shuriken. you know how hard its gotta be to hit someone with that thing? i wouldnt even be mad. id ascend to heaven and meet god-sama and he’d be like…… sir look at your death replay. and it shows some dude disguised as a farmer chucking a shuriken at me im replaying it back and forth and in slow motion and im like dude.. thats dope
Id make more puns on this but i just recalled that someone had their whole account deleted because they made a post that went “if this gets a million notes ill kill obama”