…so I told him of an awesome internet site he’d love. A short little webcomic he could finish in a half hour, called homestuck. Every 10 minutes he asks me if it’s almost done, and every 10 minutes I tell him he is. This has been going on for 3 hours. He has a math test tomorrow.
you literally punished someone by telling them about homestuck
Imagine going to a community college for years, hoping to score a job in the games industry. You learn code, 3D modeling, physics, and more after so much time, get a bachelor’s, and get hired by Rockstar games. Time passes, and your manager says “Yeah you can leave home early, if you scuplt realistic testicles on our horses. Give them realistic physics, make them react to the weather, give these horses testicles right now Jerry!”
Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible
Me, as a vampire: oh geez
Friend: What’s wrong
Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”
killian: well, I’M going to FANTASY COSTCO to buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didn’t.
carey: i told you, i got you a gift but it won’t be ready till friday
killian: mhm, okay, sure.
magnus, knowing full well he made killian an engagement ring and it’s getting polished and will be ready on friday:
I’m reblogging this again bc I can’t not imagine Magnus making the ring Ron Swanson style. Breaking into The Director’s office, ripping off a sconce (getting a jewel from Taako) and using that to make the ring
“The employees lived in collective lodgings without drinking water. According to the inspectors, sanitation was so precarious that it put workers’ health at risk. The rescued group reported that dead bats were often found in the water tanks, which had no cover. This water was used for cooking and drinking.”
Don0303 