why am i living in this universe and not in any of the alternative ones i’ve made up
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DM: Wait, lemme find the sheet…
Bard: Oh my god, you’re the worst. You’re banned from DMing. I’m the DM now.
DM: Wha-
Bard: Jon Arbuckle approaches the party and offers you some weed-
POPUKO STRAIGHT T-POSIN
Y’all really see [REDACTED] and hit that reblog button, huh?
what does this say i just saw [REDACTED] and hit reblog
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[REDACTED]?
Okay let me spell it out for you…
vjce:
short story: technology…… bad
every english teacher ever: hholy shit…. oh my god??? oh my fuckingf. literary masterpiece oh my GOD
short story: *contains fog*
every english teacher ever: it means CONFUSION…. ugh his mind!! fucking symbols,,,I wouldn’t expect your tiny pea size brains to underst
childish gamzeeno
op which fingers are you intending to keep
your first mistake is assuming i have any to begin with
He typed this with his hooves.
put your limbs inside my fence i will not bite
being lactose intolerant but obsessed with dairy products
okay seriously why does EVERY lactose intolerant person just. Eat/Drink dairy even when y’all KNOW it’s gonna hurt. The level of nihilism that lactose intolerant people have achieved is insanely chaotic and I don’t know what to do.
Big Handsum Boy Is In The House
where his eyes
none of your business




