notaficwriter:

hypothesis: the salt & pepper diner experiment can no longer be conducted as it stands, because everyone is now fully attuned to the opening bars of tom jones’ “what’s new pussycat?”, classically conditioned into a fight-or-flight response. however, this experience can be replicated using 21 back-to-back plays of lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″, as the general response to “mambo no. 5″ being played twice in a row is not, “hey someone’s playing “mambo no. 5″ again,” but rather, “hey, lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″ is a lot longer than i first thought.”

darcera:

turing-tested:

My name is Hal Strider, I’m a 21 year old mentally ill transmasc, and as of a couple weeks ago I became unemployed. Since the loss of my mother’s mobility recently (along with our only source of income) I’m in a dire situation that I’ve avoided addressing for a while now, but eventually, the shit had to hit the fan, and bills are piling up fast, with the threat of them being shut off approaching even faster. I love and enjoy making people laugh, I love what my blog has come to mean to people, but I can’t do that if I have no electricity or water or internet.

paypal pool is located here and more info can be found under the cut!

Weiterlesen

Hey everyone can we get this circling again?

Some money was received and has been used for bills, groceries and medical expenses, but new bills will come up soon and ideally more money for medical expenses / unforeseen stuff would be good

Please reblog if you can’t donate! 

matt-the-marxist:

codeman38:

…OMG. I’ve been noticing that browsing my Tumblr dash in Firefox uses up around 1/3 of my CPU cycles, even with ad scripts blocked, but couldn’t figure out why.

After reading some developer tools documentation online, I managed to pinpoint that it was something involving CSS animations, but couldn’t find any obvious element that was animating on the page. So then I did a bit more debugging to see what animations were being reported by the document inspector.

It’s the mouseover animation on the Tumblr logo. Which, apparently, is coded in such a way that it keeps animating in the background even when the mouse is nowhere near it (!?!?!?!).

This site was programmed by baboons

andrewinyrd:

andrewinyrd:

women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

and if you disagree you don’t deserve to be around kids. i wouldn’t trust you with my toenail much less a child