“Steve has been studying pop culture to ‘get with the times’. He probably doesn’t know how much the average adult knows, so this man has seen ALL the memes, just because he thought that they were common knowledge.”
Me: “It was bullshit. It’s all bullshit. You ever heard of Smedley Butler?”
“I spent thirty-three years and four months in active military service as
a member of this country’s most agile military force, the Marine Corps.
I served in all commissioned ranks from Second Lieutenant to
Major-General. And during that period, I spent most of my time being a
high class muscle-man for Big Business, for Wall Street and for the
Bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism.
…
I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during
that period I spent most of my time as a high class muscle man for Big
Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a
gangster for capitalism. I helped make Mexico and especially Tampico
safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a
decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I
helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the
benefit of Wall Street. I helped purify Nicaragua for the International
Banking House of Brown Brothers in 1902-1912. I brought light to the
Dominican Republic for the American sugar interests in 1916. I helped
make Honduras right for the American fruit companies in 1903. In China
in 1927 I helped see to it that Standard Oil went on its way unmolested.
Looking back on it, I might have given Al Capone a few hints. The best
he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on
three continents.”
rest assured if youre trying to play the cool guy and make like “jokingly” rude comments on strangers posts for Funney Aloof Joke Points theyre just showing your comment to their friends and being like hey whats this dudes problem lol
i really wanna hammer it home that friendly ribbing doesn’t really come across when you’re not that persons friend and you really just seem like an aggressive weirdo
Fuck you, nobody wanna be ya friend anyway
ok piss url
I just got gassed by a nigga who uses pronouns. Thank you for the free clout good they/them
i dont know how to tell you everyone uses pronouns
So I want to have a little talk about the new design for Exeggutor. When I first saw it I obviously thought it was silly but reasoned it’s maybe like 10 feet tall so it wouldn’t be that bad, such as this.
But no, I was looking up the tallest pokemon (reasons) and I found this.
35′09″ is ridiculous, especially seeing as how this would be the scale.
THIS IS WAY TOO DAMN TALL, THIS IS TALLER THAN MEGA RAYQUAZA IS LONG AND THIS IS JUST NOT ACCEPTABLE.
Don0303 